Tits Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card for Her
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed
***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.
Looking for a hilarious and unforgettable way to celebrate a special lady's birthday? Look no further than the "Tits Your Birthday" Never-Ending Birthday Card for Her from Dick at Your Door.
This high-quality and cheeky card features a never-ending loop of a seductive female voice singing a rude version of the happy birthday song, with the lyrics "tits your birthday, shake it like it's your birthday." Our innovative prank technology ensures that the sound can play continuously for up to three hours, so the laughs don't have to end anytime soon.
This card is perfect for the woman in your life who loves a good laugh and has a sense of humor as big as her personality. Whether she's a close friend, a sister, or even your mother, this card is sure to bring a smile to her face and a chuckle to her lips.
At Dick at Your Door, we're committed to providing the highest-quality products and service to our customers. That's why our "Tits Your Birthday" Never-Ending Birthday Card for Her is printed on durable cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.
Plus, with same-day shipping available for orders placed by 3PM EST, you can be sure that your prank will arrive in plenty of time to surprise and amuse your recipient. Most orders arrive within three days of shipping, so you won't have to wait long to start enjoying the endless entertainment that this card provides.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a hilarious and unforgettable way to celebrate a special lady's birthday, then the "Tits Your Birthday" Never-Ending Birthday Card for Her from Dick at Your Door is the perfect choice. With its never-ending loop of a seductive female voice singing a rude version of the happy birthday song, this card is sure to provide endless amusement and laughter for you and your recipient. Order yours today and get ready to surprise and delight with a gift she'll never forget.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 158 reviews.